caffeineandcollege:

concept: me gently sipping tea in a quiet bright cafe, I aced my exams and the bees are safe

bopeep:

me experiencing love: this is too spicy

Anonymous asked:

answered:

itstimetosmilee:

I want to be with someone who is as happy to see me as my dog is when I come home from work.

cantcontrolthegay:

[finds the most unavailable person] 

[points] that one i want that one 

africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

tall-tiny-and-broody:

Boys: “Why I have trust issues”

*shows pictures of girls with makeup and then without*

Girls: “Why I have trust issues”

*shows article after article of men murdering women when they are rejected”

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

thatfilmdudekalen:

If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”